Saturday, December 29, 2007

Mom's Love

WHEN U R 1 YEAR OLD , SHE FED U AND
BATHED YOU.
u thanked her by crying all night long!!

WHEN U R 2 YEARS OLD SHE THOUGHT U TO
WALK.
u thanked her by running away when she
called!!!

WHEN U R 3 YEARS OLD.SHE MADE ALL UR
MEAL WITH LOVE.
u thanked her by by tossing ur plate on
the floor!!!

WHEN U R 4 YEARS OLD.SHE GAVE U SOME
CRAYONS.
u thanked her by coloring the dinning
room table!!!

WHEN U R 5 YEARS OLDSHE DRESSED YOU FOR
THE HOLLIDAYS.
u thanked her by plopping into the
nearest!!!

WHEN U 6 YEARS OLDSHE WALK U TO SCHOOL.
u thanked her by scamming'im not going'

WHEN U 7 YEARS OLDSHE BOUGHT U A BASE
BALL.
u thanked her by throwing it thought
the next door neightbor 's window!!!

WHEN U 8 YEARS OLD, SHE HANLE U AN ICE
CREAM.
u thanked her by dripping it all over
ur lap!

WHEN UR 9 YEARS OLD,SHE PAID FOR PIANO
LESSONS.
u thanked her by NEVER EVER BOTHERING
TO PRACTICE!!!

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FOLLOW THIS UNTILL UR 18 YEARS OLD!!!
SHE CRY AT UR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION.
u thanked her by uot parting until
dawn!!

WHEN UR 19 YEARS OLD , SHE PAID FOR UR
COLLEGE TUTION,DROVE YOU TO CAMPUS
CARRIED UR BAGS.
u thanked her by saying good bye
outside the dorm so you wouldn't be
embarrassed in front of ur friends!!!

WHEN UR 20 YEARS OLD SHE ASK WHETHER
YOU ARE SEEING ANYONE.
u thanked her by saying , ' its not ur
business'

WHEN U R 21 SHE SUGGESTED CERTAIN
CAREERS FOR UR FUTURE!!
u thanked her by saying 'i dowant be
like u'!!!

and 1 day she quietly died. and
everithing u never did came crasing
down like thunder on your HEART!!!


' SO PLS ' IF SHE'S STILL AROUND, NEVER
FORGET TO LOVE HER , MORE THAN OTHER....
AND IF SHE'S NOT.REMEMBER HER
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.. ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOVE THE
MOTHER,
BECAUSE U ONLY HAVE 1 MOTHER IN UR LIFE
TIME!!!

Sad story

Boy : baby we need to talk

Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt
break up with me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

B oy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so
please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving....

G irl: baby wut are u talking about?? I
dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving
far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over
here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away
to a boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this.

[FATHER : (picks up the other phone,
interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA,
wat did i tell you about talking to
boys?!!!!!.... Get off the damn phone!!
(And hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz
i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do
anything for u, but i cant... U dont
know wut would happen if i did. My dad
would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i
guess..

Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts
going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite
b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha
morning, so i need to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at
tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both
hug eachother. And he gives her a
note.]

B oy: here u go, this is for you i
gotta go.

Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love
you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home. And erika
begins to read tha letter he gave her]

It says.....

Eri ka,

U probably already know that im
leaving, i knew this would be better
if i wrote a letter explaining tha
truth about how much i care about you.
The truth is, is that i never loved
you, i hated you so much, u are my
bitch and dont u ever forget that. I
never cared about you, and never
wanted to talk to you, and be around
u. U really have no clue how much i
hate you. Now that im leaving i
thought u should know that i hate you
bitch, u never did tha right thing,
and u were never there. I didnt think
i could hate someone as much as i hate
you. And i never want to see you, for
the rest of my life, i will never miss
kissing you like before, i never want
to cuddle up, how we used to. I will
not miss you and thats a promise. U
never had my love, and i want you to
remember that. Bitch u keep this
letter bcuz this may be tha last thing
u have from me. I hate you so much. i
will not talk to you soon bitch....
Goodbye
- Kyle

[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha
paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad,
depressed and she feels so lonely....
Then she gets a fone call....

Frie nd: how are u feeling?

Girl : i just cant believe this happend
i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a
msg. A few days ago. He told me to
tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or
something...Gi rl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha
jacket, It says...]

Baby i hope u find this before u read
my letter. I knew ur dad might read
it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that
seriously because i love you with all
my heart, and it was so hard to let
you go thats y i wanted u to run away
with me...

-KyleGirl: omg its a letter, Kyle does
love
me!!, he must of slipped it into my
pocket when he hugged me. I cant
believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me
later

G irl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home
waiting for my baby to call me !!

...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......

[Bre aking news] "An airplane has
crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we
are still searching for
Survivors...T his is a tragedy we will
never forget, this plane was flight 1-
80...it was on its way to an all boys
boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days
later, she kills herself, because of
tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had
nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the phone rings.
Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called
to leave a msg. "Its Kyle, i guess ur
not home so, I called to let u know
that im alive, i missed my flight b/c
i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope
ur not worried. I am staying for good.
Sorry if u got scared, i promise to
make it up to you everything will be a
be ok i love you so much...call me
asap bye!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

What a coincidence!!

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar nextto a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, " How about that? I just ordered a glass ofchampagne, too!

"He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day forme, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence ," says the man.They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying tohave a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"


"I switched cocks," he replied.


" What a coincidence," she said

Don't wait....

As I sat there in English class,I stared at the girl next to me.She was my so-called 'best friend'. Istared at her long, silky hair. I wished she were mine, but she didn't notice me like that.And I knew it.

After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before, and I handed them to her.She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her. I wanted her to know that I don't want to be just friends. I love her, but I'm just too shy. And I don't know why.

11th Grade...
The phone rang. It was her on the other end. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes,wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, a Drew Barrymore movie,and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me,said 'thanks,' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her. I want her to know that I don'twant to be just friends. I love her,but I'm just too shy.And I don't know why.


12th Grade...
The day before prom she walked to my locker. 'My date is sick,' she said. He's not going to go. Well,I didn't have a date and in 7th grade we made a promise that if neither of us had dates we would go together just as 'best friends,' so we did.Prom night, after everything was over,I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her. She smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that,and I know it. Then she said, 'I had the best time,thanks!' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her.I want her to know that I don'twant to be just friends. I love her,but I'm just too shy. And I don't know why...

Graduation Day...
A day passed. A week passed. A month passed. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. Iwanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and she cried as I hugged her. Then, she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, 'You're my best friend,thanks!' and gave me a kiss onthe cheek. I want to tell her. I wanther to know that I don't want to be just friends. I love her, but I'm just too shy. And I don't know why...

A Few Years Later...
Now, I sit in the pews of the church. She is getting married,now. I watched her say, 'I do' and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine but she didn't see me like that,and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said, 'You came!' She said, 'thanks!'and kissed me on the cheek.I want to tell her. I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends. I love her, but I'm just too shy. And I don't know why...

Funeral...
Years pass, and I looked down at the coffin of the girl who used to be my best friend.' At the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he were mine. But he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him. I want him to know thatI don't want to be just friends. I love him, but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me...i wish I didt oo...i thought to myself, and I cried.

LOVE STORY

I watched u from the window...
I hid myself until my friends dared meto talk to you..
i was shy and i choked..
U didn't realise..
We were friends...


Days passed...
I receive a call from a stranger..
i pick it up and he asked , "guess who?
"With a smile, i replied u...
We began to msg everyday..
i love ur voice..


Weeks passed...
U said "I love you"I was suprised...
i was in cloud nine
because i love you too..
We fell in love..

we met again...
U held me close...
U looked at me lovingly..
U smiled at me so sweetly..
U held my hand..
I love you more...


I love ur tenderness and the love u shower on me..
Everytime i see u, i feel alive..
I wanna be with u...forever.. and ever..


Months passed...
We broke up...
because we weren't ready
I cried..
I feel apart...
but i stand up again as u did..
I moved on but feelings remained...
Because these tears prove my love for u...
I yearn for u to come back..


Years passed..
I see you again...
There you were..
with flowers on urhand...
You have a new love, i knew it
My eyes filled with tears as you
walked to me.
U smiled to me like years before..
U held my hand like before..
U whispered "I love you"


I cried tears of joy as i hugged u...
I love you... i really do..
My feelings towards u never fade...
I missed that sense on ur shirt..
I missed the warmth of ur embrace..
I missed the moments we used to have..
most of all..
i miss you..U came back...


Finally...
Here i am in a white wedding gown..
There u are... by my side...
As we walked to the church..
i smiled cheerfully saying " I do "U were mine...
i was yours..
Now we can be together forever..
I love you...